When one with t'other straightaway agrees
For tea cucumber sandwiches a scone
The understanding critic firstly sees
'Ere meanings new to ancient tribes are thrown
O Parthenon you hold the charger's strings
That metred rhyme alone can souls enslave
Th'outrageous Thames a troubled arrow slings
Victorious worms grind all into the grave
Staunch pilgrims longest journeys can't depress
Shallots and sharks'fins face the smould'ring log
And played their mountain croquet jungle chess
Bard I adore your endless monologue
Ventriloquists be blowed you strike me dumb
Soliloquies predict great things old chum