From playboy Chance the nymph no longer flees
Through snobbish growing round her hemline zone
Old corned-beef's rusty armour spreads disease
One gathers rosebuds or grows old alone
It's one of many horrid happenings
Were pots graffiti'd over by a slave
A daring baron pockets precious Mings
Victorious worms grind all into the grave
The wolf devours both sheep and shepherdess
In indian summers Englishmen drink grog
Poor Yorick comes to bury not address
With breaking voice across the Alps they slog
Though bretzels take the dols from board-room drum
The bell tolls fee-less fi-less fo-less fum