When one with t'other straightaway agrees
For tea cucumber sandwiches a scone
Upon his old oak chest he cuts his cheese
And loudly sang off-key without a tone
The frisian Isles my friends are cherised things
Signalling gauchos very rarely shave
In salads all chew grubs before they've wings
That every verbal shock aims to deprave
Staunch pilgrims longest journeys can't depress
In indian summers Englishmen drink grog
From cool Parnassus down to wild Loch Ness
But I can understand you Brogher Gog
Ventriloquists be blowed you strike me dumb
In cognac brandy is Bacardi rum?