He bent right down to pick up his valise
For tea cucumber sandwiches a scone
Old corned-beef's rusty armour spreads disease
With cherry-pips his cottage floor is sown
The frisian Isles my friends are cherised things
That metred rhyme alone can souls enslave
The learning linguist cameramaniac sings
In purest cradels tha's how they behave
When dried the terrapin can naught express
Shallots and sharks'fins face the smould'ring log
Watching manure and compost coalesce
One misses cricket hearth and croaking frog
Though bretzels take the dols from board-room drum
The bell tolls fee-less fi-less fo-less fum