At five precisely out went La Marquise
For tea cucumber sandwiches a scone
He bent right down and well what did he seize
And loudly sang off-key without a tone
The frisian Isles my friends are cherised things
The North Wind Bites into his architrave
The learning linguist cameramaniac sings
That every verbal shock aims to deprave
The genealogist with field and fess
And starve the sniveling baby like a dog
From cool Parnassus down to wild Loch Ness
Southern baroque's seductive dialogue
Though bretzels take the dols from board-room drum
The bell tolls fee-less fi-less fo-less fum