When one with t'other straightaway agrees
His nasal ecstasy beats best Cologne
Old corned-beef's rusty armour spreads disease
'Ere meanings new to ancient tribes are thrown
How it suprised us pale grey underlings
That metred rhyme alone can souls enslave
Such merchandise a melancholy brings
In purest cradels tha's how they behave
Emboggled minds may puff and blow and guess
With quill white-collared through his life will jog
And played their mountain croquet jungle chess
With breaking voice across the Alps they slog
On fish-slab whale nor seal has never swum
In cognac brandy is Bacardi rum?