From playboy Chance the nymph no longer flees
Through snobbish growing round her hemline zone
The Turks said just take anything you please
Normal one aims to be and share the throne
Old Galileo's Pisan offerings
Whose ocean still-born herrings madly brave
A daring baron pockets precious Mings
For burning bushes never fish forgave
The genealogist with field and fess
A piercint wit would sprightliest horses flog
From cool Parnassus down to wild Loch Ness
We'll suffocate before the epilogue
The Taj Mahal has trinkets spice and gum
Fried grilled black pudding's still the world's best yum