When one with t'other straightaway agrees
His nasal ecstasy beats best Cologne
Her native chauffeur waited in the breeze
With cherry-pips his cottage floor is sown
To one sweet hour of bliss my memory clings
Nought can the mouse's timid nibbling stave
Such merchandise a melancholy brings
For burning bushes never fish forgave
The wolf devours both sheep and shepherdess
And starve the sniveling baby like a dog
From cool Parnassus down to wild Loch Ness
We'll suffocate before the epilogue
On fish-slab whale nor seal has never swum
They're kings we're mammal-cousins hi ho hum