At five precisely out went La Marquise
His nasal ecstasy beats best Cologne
Replies like this the dumbstruck brain may tease
The thumb- and finger-prints of Al Capone
They both are right not untamed mutterings
Rejecting ermine to become a knave
Such merchandise a melancholy brings
Victorious worms grind all into the grave
The genealogist with field and fess
A piercint wit would sprightliest horses flog
Poor Yorick comes to bury not address
One misses cricket hearth and croaking frog
Though bretzels take the dols from board-room drum
The bell tolls fee-less fi-less fo-less fum