At snuff no Cornish sailorman would sneeze
Since Elgin left his nostrils in the stone
Old corned-beef's rusty armour spreads disease
Normal one aims to be and share the throne
It's one of many horrid happenings
Filching the lolly country thrift helped save
In salads all chew grubs before they've wings
The nicest kids for strickiest toffees crave
The genealogist with field and fess
One tongue will do to keep the verse agog
Watching manure and compost coalesce
Southern baroque's seductive dialogue
With marble souvenirs then fill a slum
Soliloquies predict great things old chum