The wild horse champs the Parthenon's top frieze
His nasal ecstasy beats best Cologne
His toga rumpled high above his knees
And loudly sang off-key without a tone
It's one of many horrid happenings
Filching the lolly country thrift helped save
The learning linguist cameramaniac sings
Thou homestead hillside woodland rock and cave
The wolf devours both sheep and shepherdess
With quill white-collared through his life will jog
Watching manure and compost coalesce
One misses cricket hearth and croaking frog
And let you off from your opinions glum
And lessors' dates have all too short a sum