The wild horse champs the Parthenon's top frieze
Through snobbish growing round her hemline zone
He bent right down and well what did he seize
The thumb- and finger-prints of Al Capone
It's one of many horrid happenings
Signalling gauchos very rarely shave
Th'outrageous Thames a troubled arrow slings
That every verbal shock aims to deprave
Emboggled minds may puff and blow and guess
A bird-brain banquet melts bold Mistress Mog
And played their mountain croquet jungle chess
Southern baroque's seductive dialogue
The Taj Mahal has trinkets spice and gum
Fried grilled black pudding's still the world's best yum