When one with t'other straightaway agrees
For tea cucumber sandwiches a scone
The Turks said just take anything you please
Normal one aims to be and share the throne
The frisian Isles my friends are cherised things
Signalling gauchos very rarely shave
A daring baron pockets precious Mings
Till firemen come with hose-piped tidal wave
Platonic Greece was not so talentless
What things we did we went the whole darned hog
The country lane just thrives on farmyard mess
Bard I adore your endless monologue
The Taj Mahal has trinkets spice and gum
yet from the City's pie pulled not one plum