The marble tomb gapes wide with jangling keys
The bull's horns ought to dry it like a bone
The understanding critic firstly sees
While sharks to let's say potted shrimps are prone
How it suprised us pale grey underlings
Rejecting ermine to become a knave
A daring baron pockets precious Mings
Etruscan words which Greece and Rome engrave
The wolf devours both sheep and shepherdess
Shallots and sharks'fins face the smould'ring log
The colonel's still escutcheoned in undress
Whiskey will always wake an Irish bog
Though bretzels take the dols from board-room drum
The bell tolls fee-less fi-less fo-less fum