At snuff no Cornish sailorman would sneeze
His exaltation shocked both youth and crone
Upon his old oak chest he cuts his cheese
Normal one aims to be and share the throne
They both are right not untamed mutterings
The North Wind Bites into his architrave
Th'outrageous Thames a troubled arrow slings
Till firemen come with hose-piped tidal wave
The wolf devours both sheep and shepherdess
A bird-brain banquet melts bold Mistress Mog
To prove mamma an adult with a tress
Whiskey will always wake an Irish bog
Do bank clerks rule their abacus by thumb
A wise loaf always knows its humblest crumb