The wild horse champs the Parthenon's top frieze
Licks round carved marble chops on snails full-blown
He bent right down and well what did he seize
'Ere meanings new to ancient tribes are thrown
It's one of many horrid happenings
Signalling gauchos very rarely shave
They both are right not unformed smatterings
Etruscan words which Greece and Rome engrave
Platonic Greece was not so talentless
With gravity at gravity's great cog
Poor Yorick comes to bury not address
But I can understand you Brogher Gog
Suits lisping Spanish tongues for whom say some
In cognac brandy is Bacardi rum?