The acid tongue with gourmet's expertise
His nasal ecstasy beats best Cologne
Forms shadowy with indecision wheeze
One gathers rosebuds or grows old alone
How it suprised us pale grey underlings
Signalling gauchos very rarely shave
They both are right not unformed smatterings
Etruscan words which Greece and Rome engrave
When dried the terrapin can naught express
And starve the sniveling baby like a dog
While homeward thirsts to each quenched glass say yes
Whiskey will always wake an Irish bog
Ventriloquists be blowed you strike me dumb
In cognac brandy is Bacardi rum?