The acid tongue with gourmet's expertise
For tea cucumber sandwiches a scone
Her native chauffeur waited in the breeze
And loudly sang off-key without a tone
They both are right not untamed mutterings
Nought can the mouse's timid nibbling stave
The learning linguist cameramaniac sings
In purest cradels tha's how they behave
The fasting fakir doesn't smell the less
Or grinning like a pale-faced golliwog
While homeward thirsts to each quenched glass say yes
But I can understand you Brogher Gog
Suits lisping Spanish tongues for whom say some
The best of all things to an end must come