The acid tongue with gourmet's expertise
When masons clutch the breath we held on loan
The understanding critic firstly sees
And loudly sang off-key without a tone
Oh how oh how he hates such pilferings
Filching the lolly country thrift helped save
They both are right not unformed smatterings
Thou homestead hillside woodland rock and cave
The wolf devours both sheep and shepherdess
In indian summers Englishmen drink grog
From cool Parnassus down to wild Loch Ness
Their sculptors did our best our hulks the clog
The Taj Mahal has trinkets spice and gum
A wise loaf always knows its humblest crumb