The acid tongue with gourmet's expertise
Through snobbish growing round her hemline zone
Replies like this the dumbstruck brain may tease
Normal one aims to be and share the throne
It's one of many horrid happenings
Signalling gauchos very rarely shave
He's gone to London how the echo rings
To break a rule Britannia's might might waive
The genealogist with field and fess
Or grinning like a pale-faced golliwog
And played their mountain croquet jungle chess
Southern baroque's seductive dialogue
And let you off from your opinions glum
The best of all things to an end must come