From playboy Chance the nymph no longer flees
His nasal ecstasy beats best Cologne
Her native chauffeur waited in the breeze
Normal one aims to be and share the throne
How it suprised us pale grey underlings
Nought can the mouse's timid nibbling stave
The learning linguist cameramaniac sings
In purest cradels tha's how they behave
The peasants's skirts on rainy days she'd tress
And starve the sniveling baby like a dog
And played their mountain croquet jungle chess
Southern baroque's seductive dialogue
On fish-slab whale nor seal has never swum
The bell tolls fee-less fi-less fo-less fum