The marble tomb gapes wide with jangling keys
His nasal ecstasy beats best Cologne
Replies like this the dumbstruck brain may tease
While sharks to let's say potted shrimps are prone
How it suprised us pale grey underlings
Nought can the mouse's timid nibbling stave
In salads all chew grubs before they've wings
Thou homestead hillside woodland rock and cave
The wolf devours both sheep and shepherdess
What things we did we went the whole darned hog
Watching manure and compost coalesce
Lobsters for sale must be our apologue
Poor reader smile before your lips go numb
A wise loaf always knows its humblest crumb