At five precisely out went La Marquise
For tea cucumber sandwiches a scone
The understanding critic firstly sees
Normal one aims to be and share the throne
Oh how oh how he hates such pilferings
Signalling gauchos very rarely shave
In salads all chew grubs before they've wings
Till firemen come with hose-piped tidal wave
The wolf devours both sheep and shepherdess
With gravity at gravity's great cog
From cool Parnassus down to wild Loch Ness
Whiskey will always wake an Irish bog
Suits lisping Spanish tongues for whom say some
yet from the City's pie pulled not one plum