Don Pedro from his shirt has washed the fleas
His exaltation shocked both youth and crone
Replies like this the dumbstruck brain may tease
With cherry-pips his cottage floor is sown
It's one of many horrid happenings
That metred rhyme alone can souls enslave
The learning linguist cameramaniac sings
In purest cradels tha's how they behave
The fasting fakir doesn't smell the less
What things we did we went the whole darned hog
Watching manure and compost coalesce
One misses cricket hearth and croaking frog
Suits lisping Spanish tongues for whom say some
And lessors' dates have all too short a sum