The wild horse champs the Parthenon's top frieze
His nasal ecstasy beats best Cologne
The Turks said just take anything you please
'Ere meanings new to ancient tribes are thrown
To one sweet hour of bliss my memory clings
Whose ocean still-born herrings madly brave
Th'outrageous Thames a troubled arrow slings
For burning bushes never fish forgave
When dried the terrapin can naught express
With gravity at gravity's great cog
Socrates watched his hemlock effervesce
One misses cricket hearth and croaking frog
Poor reader smile before your lips go numb
The bell tolls fee-less fi-less fo-less fum