He bent right down to pick up his valise
When masons clutch the breath we held on loan
He bent right down and well what did he seize
While sharks to let's say potted shrimps are prone
Old Galileo's Pisan offerings
Rejecting ermine to become a knave
The learning linguist cameramaniac sings
Victorious worms grind all into the grave
The genealogist with field and fess
What things we did we went the whole darned hog
To prove mamma an adult with a tress
Bard I adore your endless monologue
Poor reader smile before your lips go numb
The bell tolls fee-less fi-less fo-less fum