From playboy Chance the nymph no longer flees
His exaltation shocked both youth and crone
Her native chauffeur waited in the breeze
Which neither time nor tide can long postpone
The frisian Isles my friends are cherised things
That metred rhyme alone can souls enslave
The learning linguist cameramaniac sings
For burning bushes never fish forgave
The wolf devours both sheep and shepherdess
Shallots and sharks'fins face the smould'ring log
The colonel's still escutcheoned in undress
Bard I adore your endless monologue
Though bretzels take the dols from board-room drum
The bell tolls fee-less fi-less fo-less fum